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[nonesodangerous]

Just because Lyle Dylandy looks like Lockon Stratos does not mean you can tell him what you like. He is not one of us. If you wish to remain in possession of both your life and your full set of body parts, you will not mention one word about who we are or what we do.

You will also refrain from giving any indication of your location, or the location of any other personnel. You will not befriend him.

This man will be kept at arm's length until I have checked all appropriate data AND he has been admitted under our conditions of secrecy into our organization.

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, CELESTIAL BEING?

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Once. Take it or leave it.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Sorry, babe. For something like that, you're gonna have to offer me something more than a one time deal that might not even be that good.

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

You're going to get your Gundam replaced. That alone should be enough.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I was getting it replaced anyway.

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

You won't be if you don't co-operate.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

So, let me get this straight. You're offering me one fuck, and my Gundam back in return for me becoming your pet weapon?

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

...that sounds about right, yes.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Huh. Then no thanks.

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

What's the problem?

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I'm just not exactly jumping for fucking joy at the thought of being someone else's to control, you know?

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

I just need to know that I can trust you, Michael Trinity. You can't deny that you're a loose cannon otherwise.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I hate to break this to you, Tieria Erde, but I can't trust you. So, sorry to say, but giving you absolute control over me is a definite fuck no.

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

...what?

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

We just got through being fucked around, Tieria. My brother died because of it. You think I'm going to blindly follow you around now? You, who has told me so many fucking times that you think I'd be better off dead?

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

But. I. I'm trustworthy! Everything I do is for the benefit of Celestial Being and the world! I don't...

...screw people over!

I'm... I'm honest.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Because you're really gonna go up to me and be all 'S'up, Michael. Don't trust me, I doublecross people all the fucking time. Because I'm not trustworthy'.

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

When have I ever betrayed anyone?

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

When have I?

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Well. I was just.

I was just trying to issue orders about how to handle Lyle Dylandy because this is a very serious situation which could result in valuable people DYING, and as usual you have to make fun of me which makes it seem like you aren't listening or don't want to co-operate, and then I get angry and think you're trying to RUIN EVERYTHING which really isn't such a leap in judgement when you act like that, and.

You're just.

Difficult to handle.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

My bad. You just made it so easy though; I couldn't resist.

Seriously, though. When have I ever fucked things up for you by deliberately 'disobeying'?

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

...it's very nerve-wracking never knowing if you're actually going to do what I say or not.

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Fuck that. You know, it's really fucking tiresome when people expect you to do shit based on some bullshit assumption they made about you.

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

What?

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[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Just because I don't hang onto your every fucking word, doesn't mean I'm not listening, Tieria. I know how to follow orders. But, like I said, I'm sick and tired of blindly following people. I make my own fucking decisions.

Besides, it looks like you're not listening to me this time. I haven't ever deliberately 'disobeyed' you. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.