2 March 2310 Nena Trinity Mission Report (does it have a mission number?)
So I didn't have a watch but I woke up there sometime in the morning, and I figured I'd go bum around outside cause it was totally boring in the house. And then I saw the Enterprise and I went over there. I couldn't find a way in so I poked around outside, I think they have some kind of loading dock or something but it wasn't open, and then Jim found me out there and let me come in probably because I'm cute. They have transporters that just vaporize you and rematerialize you inside, it was totally freaky but I didn't get a chance to ask how it worked. They have gravity inside all the time, I asked, and he said they run on di-lithium so they've got tons of energy so get on making a di-lithium thing, it sounds cool. And something about hydraulics and turbines too but I don't remember that part. And he said he wanted to visit our ship when I said I wore hooker shoes a lot and he started getting nosy when I said no go and wanted to know why it was such a secret but then we got to the bridge so he stopped asking. Oh and we were in an elevator, the ship is super huge. And he wouldn't let me touch anything on the bridge and he was watching me really closely so I didn't try and get inside the systems even though it would have freaked him out and been really funny. The captain's chair is really comfy, make the chairs on the bridge comfier.
I forget how to format reports so I'm done now. Nothing else interesting happened, I just bummed around eating people's food.
[ and in his e-mail, about an hour later ]
Nena Trinity
Mission Report (does it have a mission number?)
So I didn't have a watch but I woke up there sometime in the morning, and I figured I'd go bum around outside cause it was totally boring in the house. And then I saw the Enterprise and I went over there. I couldn't find a way in so I poked around outside, I think they have some kind of loading dock or something but it wasn't open, and then Jim found me out there and let me come in probably because I'm cute. They have transporters that just vaporize you and rematerialize you inside, it was totally freaky but I didn't get a chance to ask how it worked. They have gravity inside all the time, I asked, and he said they run on di-lithium so they've got tons of energy so get on making a di-lithium thing, it sounds cool. And something about hydraulics and turbines too but I don't remember that part. And he said he wanted to visit our ship when I said I wore hooker shoes a lot and he started getting nosy when I said no go and wanted to know why it was such a secret but then we got to the bridge so he stopped asking. Oh and we were in an elevator, the ship is super huge. And he wouldn't let me touch anything on the bridge and he was watching me really closely so I didn't try and get inside the systems even though it would have freaked him out and been really funny. The captain's chair is really comfy, make the chairs on the bridge comfier.
I forget how to format reports so I'm done now. Nothing else interesting happened, I just bummed around eating people's food.