the twenty-fourth

[nonesodangerous]

...already? I still don't look feel any older. And I still don't think it counts.

At least Michael seems to have kept his mouth shut this year. Small mercies.





What am I doing? I don't have time for this. Security checks are meant to start at 0600.

[ooc: strikes deleted.]

Comments

I am not sorry at all for this

[areyoulovers]

Omigosh, a heart...!

Please excuse my blunt questions, Miss, but are you and Mr. Erde lovers?

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

......Wh-what? Are we--

No! We're just friends!

[areyoulovers]

My maiden's intuition was wrong again...?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, kid, I'm afraid it was.

[areyoulovers]

But Mr. Erde seems to be so concerned about you!

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

You can be concerned about a really good friend, y'know?

[areyoulovers]

Oh... that makes sense! Mr. Erde's secret lover is still a mystery...

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Well hey now, what's this about a secret lover~?

[areyoulovers]

He was very sad for a little while, he wouldn't even come down to eat dinner! And so I thought that maybe he had an argument with a secret lover, and I found this community, so I thought that maybe they were here! He's feeling much better now, I wonder if they made up...?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

But they have had sex, kid. Several times.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Helping?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

THIS IS NOT HELPING. She's a child, Michael Trinity!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...Whoops? My bad. Look on the bright side; I'm sure there is one to this.

Somewhere.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

The bright side is that I can smack you in the head next time I see you for a reason.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

MICHAEL

NOT COOL

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

What? What did I do?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

She's a little kid, man!

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. She didn't even see it so everyone can calm the fuck down.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

...That's really, seriously convenient.

[areyoulovers]

So many of your comments show up blank, Mr. Trinity! Maybe I can ask my papa to take a look at your terminal and see if it's malfunctioning...

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...It's not my terminal that's malfunctioning, kid.

[areyoulovers]

Do you think perhaps it's a problem with the community?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

No seriously, it's just you. My comments show up just fine with everyone else.

[areyoulovers]

I went and asked Papa what could be causing it and he said to say to you very sternly that if he catches you saying things that are blocked from me, he's going to come after you!