the twenty-first

[nonesodangerous]

You can all threaten to kill me later for just disappearing, but that's really not the point right now. The point is I'm supposed to still... be disappeared, or however that should be put in a grammatically correct fashion, I don't know.

But I'm not.

I'm at the Pemberly's house, and I've locked myself inside one of their closets. Whoever thought to put locks on the inside of closets has my eternal gratitude.

There's something very, very wrong. Lockon's at the house too. He and Michael are...

I. I don't even know how to put this. It's all wrong.

Somebody help me.

Please.

Comments

[trinities]

Ohhh, I get it! You're just being all bashful for kicks! I won't judge your kinks, don't worry~

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

...has everybody gone insane?

[trinities]

Just you!

Now that that's settled, you talked to Setsuna today? He was supposed to come over but he's like a whole ten minutes late already!

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

...why would he be coming over?

[trinities]

Because I told him to come over, duh!

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Why did he agree?

Has he gone crazy too?

[trinities]

Because he's my boyfriend, duh! Wow, you really are weird today!

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

...I thought Shiro was your boyfriend.

[trinities]

Him, too!

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

...

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...I'm going to name this one the "Everyone Has Two Boyfriends Virus".

[trinities]

Well I'm going to call it the "Tieria Erde is an Amnesiac" virus!

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

I'm not an amnesiac, it's the truth!

[trinities]

Well I'm telling the truth too! How come you think you're always right!?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Because I am always right!

[trinities]

No, you're a gigantic hardass! There's a difference!

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, when did that happen?

[trinities]

A while ago! We totally bonded when we both had to go off-world~ He comes over a lot, I figured you'd noticed!

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

No, you're dating that rat thing - what's his name? Shirley?

I'm kind of torn being proud that you can juggle two guys and appalled.

[trinities]

Shiro, and he's a cat thing, there's a difference!

The number of women you get, you should be proud! Besides, I'm not juggling, they're okay with it~

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Great, he's not even the wild version of a feline - he's domesticated. Seriously, couldn't you have gone more manly?

A little more on the proud side.

[trinities]

He's plenty manly, trust me on that!

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I'm going to kill him.

[trinities]

No, you're not, we've been over this!

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

You see it too, don't you?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I need a drink.