[locked to Celestial Being (+Lyle)]

[nonesodangerous]

Welcome back.

I want full reports of what happened over the weekend in my inbox within the next two hours. From everyone. That includes you, Lyle Dylandy.

I don't care if Colonel Smirnov claims amnesia - I want everything you have on him. I don't believe him for a minute. We are to take this as an extreme risk situation. For all we know, he now recognizes all of you.

Setsuna F. Seiei, do a thorough check of Exia. I want to make sure he hasn't stolen anything, and I trust you know your machine well enough.

Lockon Stratos, my quarters. Now.

Allelujah Haptism, be sure to include all instances in which you spoke with Smirnov. It's possible that he knows you for what you are.

Michael Trinity... just. Do the report. With less swearing this time, please. Nena Trinity, full details on what you have picked up from the Enterprise.

Feldt and Mileina, please work together. Lyle Dylandy, if you need assistance, ask your brother.

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...Motoko, I need to talk to you.

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Mission Report

So I woke up in this strange house in the buttfuck of nowhere. Went exploring. Found your kid - Mileina, or whatever her name is - and the Colonel together in one of the the rooms. I would have killed him but she interrrupted - I dunno if it was the whole 'protecting civilians' thing or whether he just liked the kid but he stepped in fron of her when he saw my knives. Probably the second one because he wouldn't let up even when she was all 'I know him! He's a good guy deep down inside' - which-- yeah, I fucking know, right? Anyway, seconds later, your boytoy burst in with his gun out, like he was just standing in wait for a distress call - Bitchtits was with him - and tried to difuse the situation like a good little boyscout. Meanwhile Smirnov was putting two and two together and getting oh shit - which, you know, was partly because none of you could keep your goddamn mouths shut - you just had to go and introduce yourselves - and called us out on the whole CB thing - the Gundam in the back sure as hell didn't help. Lockon spun some bullshit story about specialised schools with teacher/carers for disturbed youths - guess which one I was - but it was really fucking obvious that Smirnov didn't believe it - especially sinc Bitchtits popped a boner so fast there was a sonic boom when Lyle mentioned Exia was outside. Couldn't really say shit though, because we had him outnumbered like, 4 - 1 and he knew that he would have ended up as one dead Colonel if he opened his mouth. So then they spent the rest of the time playing Keep Away from the Gundam with Smirnov without trying to obvious - well, more obvious then they already were - and Smirnov got good fucking look at the engines but by that time I was getting bored so I left to go find Tyki and this could have all been avoided if loverboy had just let me kill the bastard. You should really speak to him about that.