[RL following on from this]

[nonesodangerous]

Tieria was putting the finishing touches to his makeshift disguise while waiting for the others to arrive. He had found some baggier clothes that belonged to Mikaela that managed to fit him, and he had managed to scrape his hair back into pigtails.

He didn't currently make the most fashionable girl, but it was enough. After all, despite what other people said, he still found his appearance rather male, and the last thing he wanted to do was draw attention to himself by obviously being a man shopping for girls' clothes.

He decided to give make-up a miss for now, however. He didn't trust himself not to make a complete mess of it.

"This is ridiculous," he sighed, looking at himself in the mirror.

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[oceanicbutterfly]

"Be sure you pick an appropriate size. You don't want them to be overly large. They'd be uncomfortable that way, and it's not necessary for looking attractive."

Coincidentally, out of all the girls here, Karen had the smallest breasts. But of course this wouldn't have affected her opinion in any way.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

He flinched at Haruhi's poking, and followed Cuddy. Having accidentally glanced at a display that included a mannequin in a corset and stockings, Tieria decided that yes, anything to get away was best.

[majorhacker.livejournal.com]

Motoko smiled slightly for a moment and found an empty spot on the wall to lean against where she could keep an eye on the group and make sure none of them got up to too much mischief.

[trinities]

"Spoilsport," Nena said, rolling her eyes at Karen. "We have to have fun with this!"

[lovelovegoddess.livejournal.com]

Minako walked around the store and took stock of everything they had to offer. It wasn't often that she came into stores like this. Maybe she could find some things for herself...if she didn't die of embarrassment first. One particularly racy set off a heavy blush. She couldn't imagine Tieria in any of these.

Actually, she could. And she didn't want to think about that at all. Minako put it back gingerly and continued to roam the store.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Haruhi glared at Tieria and put her hands on her hips. "You need to man up and stop whining all the time if you want this to work! It was your idea so you better find your balls and do it!"

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

She placed her hand on Tieria's shoulder and whispered very quietly, "It'll be a fine. I won't see anything you don't want me to, alright?"

She held out the very modest bra with liquid padding with an assuring smile. "Can you guys take care of the baby for me?"

[oceanicbutterfly]

"Not at Tieria-san's expense," Karen shot back at Nena.

"Of course," she replied to Dr. Cuddy shortly afterward. She crouched down next to the carrier. "Hi, there," she said, paying no attention to the fact that the strand of hair that hung down in front of her ear was now well within the baby's reach.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Tieria walked away from all of them, and disappeared in the direction of the fitting rooms, hoping Cuddy would just follow. Haruhi was right, it had been his idea, but he was beginning to regret it.

[majorhacker.livejournal.com]

She may not be great with kids, but Motoko could at least identify what infants and toddlers might consider to be playthings, long hair being one of them.

"Karen, watch your hair," she warned gently.

Her eyes meanwhile, were darting between the other girls (especially Nena and Haruhi) to make sure they didn't try to bust in on Cuddy and bombard Tieria with bras they found, wander too far, or land in some other sort of trouble.

[trinities]

Nena satisfied herself for the moment with digging through the racks of bras, occasionally holding one up to herself; she had no particular interest in children, and viewed her as something far below her notice.

[lovelovegoddess.livejournal.com]

Minako's imagination fully sated for the time being, she wandered back to the group. "There's so much to pick. How are we going to narrow down something for hi--her?" She leaned over the carrier and pulled a funny face for the baby. Totally not noticing her hair and bow dangerously close to the little one's fingers.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Haruhi on the other hand was very peeved about being left behind. "Hey! We're here to help too! And that's not even a good looking bra!" She turned to the rack and started looking for a better one she could lob over the side.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Rachel, on the other hand was very interested in Minako's bang. The baby gurgled happily as she reached up and pulled extremely hard.

Inside the fitting room, Cuddy waited for Tieria to get comfortable. "How big of a chest do you want?"

[oceanicbutterfly]

At Motoko's comment, Karen had turned to look at her and stupidly asked "My hair? What do you mean?" so she didn't see Rachel's "attack"... not yet, anyway.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Rather then getting comfortable, Tieria was just feeling more and more awkward. With his arms folded firmly over his chest, he tried not to picture the concept.

"I don't know anything about sizes," he admitted, not wanting to meet her gaze (which was difficult in a tiny room full of mirrors). "But I suppose it would be best if it was roughly the same as..."

Ah, and here he would have to confess to looking at the girls that had accompanied him as a way of judging the best size. How embarassing.

"ApproximatelythesameasHaruhiSuzumiyaorsomething,Iamnotexactlysure," he mumbled, almost tripping over the words in the rush to get them over and done with.

[majorhacker.livejournal.com]

Spying the attack, she darted over and attempted to get the baby to loosen her grip on Minako's hair. Crouching next to the carrier, she offered out her finger as a hopeful distraction.

"This is what I meant."

[trinities]

"Tieria, aren't you done yet?" Nena called. "No need to be embarrassed, we're all girls here~! ...Almost."

[lovelovegoddess.livejournal.com]

There's only one way to describe the intense pain of Rachel's hair attack.

That would be ads;lkfja;dosifja;sodjkfowowow.

Minako squirmed and, oh, man, were those tears of pain, yep, yep, definitely tearing up here. "Please, please, please let go, ow, ow, owwwwwwwww," she whined. Of all the things to happen, and to all the people for it to happen to, it would be her.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Haruhi had skipped off for a bit to buy some sexy underwear that she could use on Kyon that no one would ever let her buy before wandering back over to the place where everyone else was. She frowned over at the dressing room.

"Hurry up! I'm bored and want to go!"

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Cuddy took a moment to take in Tieria's build, then stepped back to see if Tieria could pull off Haruhi's chest. She grabbed a chair to stand on to get the bra on him. She shoved the gel inserts into his hands, telling him to hold them until she needed them.

"Alright, these are padded with formed cups to give you the shape you want." She explained carefully, "To put them on, bring the hooks to the front with them facing outward. Hook them before bringing the cups to the front and putting the straps on."

A lesser person would have laughed at the sight of a grown man wearing a lavender bra, but not Cuddy. She grabbed a gel insert and slid it down his chest until the illusion of his chest was properly created.

"Lets see you with your baggy shirt on."

[oceanicbutterfly]

"Aaah! No, no, no..." Karen grabbed Rachel's little hand and... tried to figure out what to do with it. Obviously she couldn't pull it away, that wouldn't help at all. Maybe if she pushed it back towards Minako's head, so it wasn't pulling as hard? She crouched next to and partially over Minako, holding onto the other girl's shoulder for stability, and tried to prevent the baby from being able to pull any harder.